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Sometimes you just need a giant, plush, Black Mustache. Well, really you always need a giant, plush, Black Mustache. It's time you get your Mustache on and get going. This super soft Mustache makes every day a breeze. People love looking at it and making conversation with it. It takes a lot of the heat off of growing your own. It actually takes on a life of its own. You can literally fall asleep at work and your boss will be so infatuated with your Black Mustache that she'll talk to it directly. You may even get an immediate raise just because. Mustaches really make the world go round.
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