The Romney Kit has all the Romn-ificent items you could possibly need. Surprise a Republican with this pack or send a Democrat one for a good laugh. Either way, you're going to be starting a political party for sure. The exclusive "Support the Rich" Romney Cup is a light-up tumbler with several modes of fun, red, blue, and green lighting. Sip easier and with attitude using the 6-pack of "Romney Sucks" Straws. After getting a few drinks down the hatch, you can set your Romney's Stack of Cash Candle out to burn. Turn on the television to watch the Presidential debates and eat your "Romney Pooping Candy." Then of course you can pop a "Romney Condom" in your pocket and head to Washington! Who will win this election? It's looking pretty close but Romney's sure to crack the white house all up.
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