Darth Vader Nut Cracker

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Your Nuts will plead for mercy when Darth gets hold of them! Those Walnuts will smash to smithereens in the grasp of this icon of the Dark Side. He'll stand ominously on your mantle, with cape blowing in the wind as you enjoy opening gifts under the tree. He'll beckon you to bring him fresh Nuts for the cracking. You must obey, or face his wrath. You can see his light saber in hand and we know how trigger happy he can get. Reach gently under the back cape and operate the handle on his back. Take special precautions not to upset him as he is a collector's item and an official Star Wars collectible. He looks great by any Christmas Tree, particularly with red lights... lots of red lights.

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