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Fartzooka Fart Gun
The Fartzooka is the ultimate in Fart warfare. It's a toy Gun that'll blast your opponent with Farts so loud and obnoxious that they may even peel wallpaper back. Pull back on the handle to load the Farts, then push the handle forward and the Farts will
 
 
Talking Mug I Love Farting
They say coffee is an excellent way to flush out the system. You know...because of the fiber! Anyhow, that's why it should make perfect sense to have a talking coffee mug that celebrates the glory of flatulence. That's right... it's the I Love Farting Tal
 
 
1040 Toilet Paper
Is America great, or what?! There are so many cool ways to protest the government -- You can carry a sign outside the White House. You can email Congress. And now you can protest by wiping your butt with 1040 Toilet Paper! Each square contains a collage o
 
 
Biohazard Toilet Paper
This dangerously funny Toilet Paper will keep your bathroom in the quarantine zone. Each and every square will be a reminder to tread carefully. You'll need a crew to toast the chemical compounds, air quality, and nastiness of whomever or whatever used
 
 
Dallas Cow Pies Toilet Paper
After a wild season, this team is playing the Super Toilet Bowl. Everyone is so proud of them and all the hard work that's got them this far. They'll be rockin' and rollin' the pipes near you faster than you can streak across a football field. You'll b
 
 
Glow in the Dark Over 50 Toilet Paper
Is it getting hard to see things at your age? What about in the dark bathroom? This space-age Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper lets you know that you're probably over 50 years old. The Paper seems like normal blank Toilet Paper until the lights go out. Y
 
 
Jane Austen Bandages
The beautiful and rich words of Jane Austen are undeniably soothing to the ear. That's why it shouldn't surprise you that Jane Austen Bandages, which contain quotes from her most well known work, are equally soothing when placed on those tough scrapes and
 
 
Money Toilet Paper
Now you can really flush your money down the drain with our money toilet paper. Cash has never felt better than on a roll of soft white hundred dollar bills. You'll be making it rain while you're making it pour! And when your Toilet can't take anymore h
 
 
Muscle Man Toilet Paper Holder
The Great Gluty S. Maximus is up for a big challenge, to hold Toilet Paper! Let this strong hold man hold your two extra rolls of toilet paper. Surely he will let your guests know where the extra toilet paper rolls are.
 
 
New York YankThese Toilet Paper
Do you love baseball? We sure do. Do you love pooping? We love it too! Now you can combine both past times in one awesome roll of Toilet Paper! The Yank These Toilet Paper is the best of both worlds and such an awesome tribute to the Yankees. We thi
 
 
Zombie Survival Kit in a Sardine Can
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival in a Sardine Can is the perfect item to have in case of any Natural Disaster or Emergency! Great for Hikers, Hunters, Survivalists, etc. It's lightweight, airtight, and is so small it can fit in your back pocket! Whats in th
 
 
Edible Snowflake Candy
The Snow is falling and you try so hard just to catch one in your mouth. The problem is that each Flake is so small it melts as soon as it nears your face. Snowflakes have been eluding you for too long and it's time they let you have a taste. These Sno
 
 
Garlic Candy Prank
Make sure everyone is swathed in Garlic tonite. This way it'll better your chances in talking with that girl or guy you've been meaning to speak to. Everyone else will be so smelly that even the wallpaper will curl up when they come around.
 
 
Lil' Smoochers Cinnamon Candy
Kissing Season is in full swing and there's no doubt you're jumping for joy. Go ahead and kiss your honey, dog, grocery store clerk, paper boy and everybody else! Of course, Kissing gets tiring and that's why these Lil' Smoochers Cinnamons are gonna mak
 
 
Barbed Wire Toilet Paper
The Bathroom Tissue Manufacturer's League of America did a survey in which they asked the following question: "What three things would you least want to wipe your butt with?" The answers to the survey may surprise you. Number One was "glass shards." Numb
 
 
Blacklight Reactive Shot Glasses
Do you like to party and have wild times that usually end up on the front page of newspaper? These Blacklight Reactive Shot Glasses will guarantee that your brightest colors are gonna shine through even if you're half naked, running through a water fount
 
 
Bonus Toilet Paper Roll
Step right up and get your comic strip Toilet Paper Rolls! These two adult-themed Toilet Papers are gonna make you laugh till you... well, use the restroom. So get out your spectacles and get to reading while you work it out in the bathroom. You get th
 
 
Butt Station Desktop Set
It's a desktop organizer that looks like a fellow sitting on the john. Besides the spaces to hold pens and Post-it Notes, the figure holds adhesive tape in his hands as if it were a roll of toilet paper. As a special touch, the toilet itself can hold pape
 
 
Cata Pencil
This Catapult Pencil or "Cat A Pencil" as we lovingly call it, has to be the ultimate in mischievous desktop fun! Use the slingshot to lob missiles into your neighbors' territory. Almost anything can be catapulted---wads of paper(dry or wet), popcorn, you
 
 
Clip Crafts: Artist Watercolor Kit
This super Kit is so unsuspecting but oh so perfect for any impromptu Art session. Whip open the case, which has it's own little handle, and reveal a full mini Art Kit. The Kit features a full watercolor set with a brush, easel, and sketch pad. You'll
 
 
Coffee Bean Magnets
Coffee Beans are great pick-me-ups for you and the stuff on the fridge. Yes, we said it? Coffee Bean Magnets are here. These deviously caffeinated wonders can carry up to 1 lb and hold through 10 sheets of paper! Why would anyone ever want something s
 
 
Constipation Crisis Kit
Constipation Crisis Kit contains everything one needs when constipated. Kit includes: Do Not Disturb sign, roll of toilet paper with encouragement "You Can Poop," prune juice cup and poop stress ball.
 
 
Countdown Timer New Baby
Are you or someone you know in the middle of buying a new crib or putting in that stylish new zoo animal wallpaper in preparation for the newest addition to your family? If that sounds familiar, then we've got the perfect shower gift for the pregnant frie
 
 
Desk Egg, Paper Clip Holder
Are your paperclips perfectly organized? NO? We get it. Sometimes our best laid plans just aren't all they're cracked up to be. So here's Desk Egg, which uses the magic of magnetism to create a tidy - you might even say charming - little nest of paperclip
 
 
Desktop Bowling
Stop pushing papers and start rolling Balls! Scoot your little paper clip holder or salt shaker over and lay out the Bowling alley. This cool setup is about as much fun as anyone can have and we know you like fun. You can play with as many people as yo
 
 
Dress for Dinner Necktie Napkins
Guys, your local dry-cleaner is going to HATE us. These Dress For Dinner Napkins may take away a large chunk of their business. A recent study performed by researchers at the Institute of Laundry Science revealed two facts: 1) 45% of all men stain their
 
 
Emergency Toilet Paper
It happens every day to some poor soul in the universe. The Toilet Paper runs out and they're not finding a new Roll anywhere. Thrashing through cabinets, drawers, vents, cleaning supplies just to find a Roll. It's an ugly situation and no one deserves
 
 
Fanny Floss
Is your Fanny insured? Well maybe it should be, and of course you need to keep it in tip top shape. After all it does for you: such as cushion your falls, make it easier to sit, trigger cat calls, and stop traffic you should Floss at least once a day.
 
 
Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace Coloring Book
There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.
 
 
I Usually Leave This Bag In My Car Shopping Bag
We never realize we've left our shopping bag in the car until the checkout girls asks, "Paper or plastic?" Of course, with all the irritated shoppers behind us, it's too late to run out and get it. So instead of saving the planet with our wonderful reusab
 
 
Let's Get Drunk Note Pad
Make time to formally invite your drinking partners to any drinking engagement. Nothing says sincerity and class like a checklist with the options "Your husband isn't home" and "I miss my youth" checked off. There are over a hundred hilarious options avai
 
 
Lipsticks: Lip Locking Pigs
Every time we turn on the news or open a newspaper, we see something about "Lipstick On A Pig." Now, we at Stupid.com know better than to get involved with this heated political battle. But we ALSO know how to exploit the hell out of anything in the publi
 
 
Magic Transforming Tree
This Tree is magically inclined to become a holiday accoutrement. It sits in a crystal clear "can" wherein you pour in water. The water magically transforms the Tree into a Santa Claus or Snowman figure. Once transformed the figure begins to grow and e
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Minecart Set
Get your 3D-on Minecraft lovers with this mini series of MInecart Set. Explode tunnels way, create a secret cave to store your money and all your goods. Minecart set Includes, Redstone, TNT & Iron Blocks, Minecart & Minecart Tracks, Piston & Furnace, Stev
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Shelter Set
Hey Minecrafters! Check out this awesome new mini series of of Steve in the Shelter paper craft set. Each pack includes the main game character: Steve and a Tame Wolf, Furnace and Wooden Door, Wooden Plank, Brick, Glass and Cobblestone Blocks, Stickers an
 
 
Mini Siren Gift Alarm
Turn your Christmas tree into Fort Knox with the Gift Alarm.The whole point of wrapping gifts is so they'll be a surprise, not so people can peel back the paper and peep. This 2-3/4" tall Gift Alarm has a motion detector with a 4 foot range. If some looki
 
 
My Wife Cares About The Environment Shopping Bag
Guys, the things we do for love. We'll buy her things. Clean up after ourselves. Even put down the remote once in a while And NOW 'she' wants us to save the whole damn world! Are we gonna give in? Well, probably yes. And that's why we're selling this trul
 
 
Out to Lunch Bag
Bring OUT TO LUNCH;;;to lunch! Reminiscent of the classic take-out plastic bag, but made of ber-strong synthetic paper with a strong magnetic closure, it's well insulated to keep the chill in your cheese sandwich. So bring your own lunch with you - again
 
 
Paper Crimper- Heart
We all know how much paperwork can be a drag. Well, don't let it tear you down anymore. Crimp it all away! Crimp all the things that give you paper cuts in an instant. Place the paper into the machine, turn the crank and out comes perfectly embossed a
 
 
Paper Crimper- Straight Lines
We all know how much paperwork can be a drag. Well, don't let it tear you down anymore. Crimp it all away! Crimp all the things that give you paper cuts in an instant. Place the paper into the machine, turn the crank and out comes perfectly embossed a
 
 
PAPER Shampoo Kit for Men
Tired of sloppy travel with all your Shampoos, shaving creams, and body wash bottles? Does airport security harass you for having all that liquid in your case? Well, we've got you covered guys! Paper Shampoo, Paper Soap, and Paper Shaving Cream are go
 
 
PAPER Shampoo Kit for Women
High maintenance doesn't have to be... well, quite so high maintenance anymore. You hear that Ladies? You can have your boat-load of hair and body products reduced by quite a bit. This sleek, PAPER Shampoo, Paper soap, and Paper body wash will put a sk
 
 
Paper Shredder Scissors
When we first saw the Paper Shredder Scissors, we thought it was a JOKE. A pair of scissors with FIVE DIFFERENT BLADES? Ridiculous! But then we played with them a bit and changed our minds completely -- This thing was BRILLIANT! Meet the world's first PA
 
 
Party Animal Nose Cups
Usually, you don't want to encourage your kids to pick their noses. But with Party Animals Pick Your Nose Cups, picking your nose is perfectly acceptable -- and perfectly fun! They're superb-quality paper cups with the noses, beaks, and snouts of animals
 
 
Personal Stimulus Bank
No better time than the present to boost your own personal economy with Slycraftás My Very Own Stimulus Package! The garish, yet encouraging, design of this desktop collection container will get folks digging deep and pulling out the crisp paper wads. W
 
 
Pick Your Nose Cups
For God's sake, when are they gonna stop? The world is turning out stupid products faster than we can present them! And here's the latest masterwork of stupidity. The very fact that the product is NAMED "Pick Your Nose" makes it a winner in our book. Here
 
 
Pill Magnets
These mischievous Pill capsules are up to no good! They look so deviantly delicious and ready to solve our headaches, allergies, and fevers but they are actually heavy duty Magnets. They'll go soaring to attach to any metal surface like a fish to water.
 
 
Poopy Pen
Ever need to Bulls**t a term paper? Well now you can really take a dump while you write. Grab this turd and BS away!
 
 
Punisher Bottle Opener
After a hard night of cleaning the streets of punks and criminals, Frank Castle aka The Punisher needs to unwind with an ice cold beer. You might not be serving up vigilante justice all night long, but who is to say sorting paperwork all day is not just a
 
 
Raunchy Gift Wrap: Girls
This bizarre Gift Wrap looks like good ol' pinstripe Wrapping Paper on any Gift. That is until the recipient opens it. Once opened they'll be finding all kinds of Pinup Women in various states of undress such as underwear, towels, and bathing suits. It'll
 
 
Raunchy Gift Wrap: Guys
This bizarre Gift Wrap looks like good ol' pinstripe Wrapping Paper on any Gift. That is until the recipient opens it. Once opened they'll be finding all kinds of Pinup Men in various states of undress such as underwear, towels, and bathing suits. It'l
 
 
Republican Elephant Hat
Elephants are wise, emotional, patient, and loving... so why are they associated with the Republican Party? In 1874, cartoonist Thomas Nast used the Democratic donkey and Republican Elephant in newspaper cartoons and made the symbols permanent representa
 
 
Santa Suit Napkins
It just isn't Christmas without a dirty Santa Suit or two. Well, he does slide down a lot of chimneys. It's time for you to dirty up a Santa Suit of your own with these Santa Suit Napkins. These thick, paper Napkins look great at the dinner table and a
 
 
Straight Outta Your A** Toilet Paper
Whether you are "Straight out of Compton" or "Straight out of Brooklyn," from all the way west to east every human being has something that needs to come STRAIGHT OUT YOUR ASS! This TP makes a great bathroom novelty ass well as a great gift for any movie
 
 
Stuck Up Chewed Gum Magnets
From The Revolting Product Dept: If you're like us (and we're SURE you are), you've probably tried to use chewed chewing gum to stick things to walls. Though this works for awhile, eventually the gum dries out and whatever you pasted up falls to the floor
 
 
Sushi Stapler
The other day we were having sushi in our favorite Mexican restaurant, and when one of us said, If only we could use sushi to fasten pieces of paper!" We all agreed that it would indeed be a wonderful use for Sushi. But little did we know that our Sushi d
 
 
Talk Bubble Paper Clips
Send the right message with these Talk Bubble Paper Clips. Let your friends and coworkers know that you've got a sense of humor and you're gonna use it to file your papers! These little gems of office items are perfect for every organizational need so don
 
 
Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser
Somewhere at M.I.T. or IBM, an army of brilliant scientists dedicated their lives to inventing the microchip that powers the Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser. Oh sure, the microchips have also been used in things like computers and space shuttles. But we're
 
 
'The Perfect Democrat' Gag Gift Set
The Political Gift Pack for all Democrats is here! Pop open this box and be showered with gifts to make you smile. First put on the multicolored official Democrat Glasses and stare into the hysterical and scary Bush Countdown Clock from way back when.
 
 
To-Do Tattoos
Are you the sort of person who scribbles personal reminders on your hand? Are you the sort of person who's always searching for a scrap of paper to jot down phone numbers? Are you the sort of person who hates being asked pointless questions by e-commerce
 
 
Big Bang Theory: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Shirt
The Classic Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock from Big Bang Theory is illustrated clearly on this awesome T-Shirt. You can perfect this means of decision deciding Game to make all your future decisions and never get into an argument again. We
 
 
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock T-Shirt, Black
This awesome Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock will have you climbing the intelligence totem pole instantaneously. The T-Shirt features the rules and images of the hand movements for the game. There's no way you're gonna lose this match!
 
 
Bat Shaped Pegs
Get those clothes dry and hang those papers with something Batty! These Clips look like so much like Bats we're convinced they may fly away. So, grab a bunch and get to your Bat Cave!
 
 
Clip Crafts: Spin Art Kit
Get your Spin Artistic motion on with this Art Kit Keychain and your brain power. It's a tiny Spinner Set on a Keychain! How did they even do this? No one really knows, but it sure is a blast to create with.
 
 
Crappy Holiday Gift Wrapping Paper
Wrap your Holiday finest in the Crappiest! This Holiday Gift Wrap is the perfect tiding for all your beloved gift recipients. They can share in the warmth of laughter as they receive their humorous package. All will be great and merry if the present in
 
 
Happy F***ing Holidays Gift Wrap
The Holidays are all about peace, love, and STRESS! Give them the gift that let" s them know how you feel. This Wrapping Paper is set to hit your Holidays like 1 million Christmas lights. Everyone will laugh so hard they"ll forget there"s a present un
 
 
Kama Sutra Toilet Paper
We all spend time in the toilet, why not waste that time learning some new things.... some Kama Sutra things. Guaranteed to entertain, pass time and educate.
 
 
Poop Emoji Toilet Paper
Whip your poop away with poop! Emoji poop printed toilet paper that is. This cute toilet paper is a great novelty item for any phone addict that likes to text and web surf while taking care of their dirty business.
 
 
Secret Squirting Toilet
Curiosity is a miniature Toilet that sits ever so calm on your desk. What is that thing for? Why would anyone want one? Does it hold something like paperclips? All these questions will tempt the victim to open the lid and peek inside. Once they do, t
 
 
Wine Parka
The perfect wrapping for the perfect winter gift. Forget the paper wine bags, the Wine Parka is a festive wine tote that adds flair to gift-giving!
 
 
2016 Dear Human Wall Calendar
These dressed up pets are mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it anymore! In the midst of their humiliation, they've taken pen to paper and scrawled out what they're really thinking about these cutsie costumes...Whose side are YOU on?
 
 
Bacon Scotch Tape
Get your paperwork nice and crispy with this Bacon Scotch Tape. It comes in a regular sized dispenser and even looks like regular Tape until you pull it out and stick it all over! About 100 feet per roll.
 
 
DIY Calculator
Why do the numbers on telephones go 1,2,3 across the top, but calculators go 7,8,9? Who decides these things? Our Paper Calculator lets you start with a blank sheet. OK, you still have to write the numbers in the right place, but other than that, it's you
 
 
Dramatic Tote File Folder
This Tote File Folder is going to make all your paperwork Dramatic even a blank notepad's gonna have Drama written all over. One side showcases ÒASAP" while the other states ÒOMFG" just to let everyone know you've got some serious freaking stuff in your
 
 
Genius Paperclip Holder
As the great genius once said... `What is life without paperclips?' Okay, perhaps not but it's true! Keep your paperclips safe while recreating a gravity defying hairstyle!
 
 
Grump Notebooks
These 3 Grump Notebooks allow you to express your dissatisfactions, concerns, and criticisms with ease and without color or distracting patterns to make you even more Grumpy. Every humbug individual you know will absolutely love these Notebooks even if t
 
 
Grumpy Cat Paper Dolls
Everyone knows Grumpy Cat and they know she hates just about everything. So when we saw these Paper Dolls featuring her and her sidekick, Pokey we knew the great clouds above her had just quadrupled. You can dress these two up in dozens of accessories,
 
 
Mini Trash and Recycle Can Set
Got a messy workspace? Pencils. Pens. Letter openers. All strewn across an ever-mounting pile of paperwork. Well, do your part and put at least part of the clutter that's junking up your desk in the Mini Curbside Trash & Recycle Can Set, the pen holde
 
 
Nail Polish Highlighters (4 Pack)
So you love your personal beauty products like your Nail Polish collection. Make everywhere your Nail station with these Nail Polish Highlighter Markers. There are 4 hot colors ready to light up some documents like a neon splatter on a gel nail. You'll
 
 
Napkin Sketchbook
Do you like to make notes and draw on paper? Ooh so do we! Well, nothing's better than writing on Napkins. The Napkin Sketchbook is a well-bound Book of 30 real Napkins for your drawing and note-taking pleasure! You can even wipe the mustard off your
 
 
Paper E-Mail
Mommy, how did people send email before computers? Sooner or later -- whether you're a mom, dad, uncle, or cousin -- some innocent child is going to ask you this question. And you'll explain that a long, long time ago, people used to send email using some
 
 
Paper Voodoo
Most of us have far more than one individual in our lives who requires a blessing or a hex, hence the practicality of a multiple-sheet pad! Doodle and annotate your intentions, then watch your wishes come true. Just look out in case anyone steals a few o
 
 
Rubik's Cube Desk Tidy Organizer
The Rubik's Cube you have on your shelf from 1984 is so retro it makes you giddy. Well now take that giddiness to the next level and get some work done. This Rubik's Cube Desk Tidy is just like the original except it is made for Office utensils. Things
 
 
Spray Can Crayons
These edgy Crayons are no joke, they take art to the street level... but on a piece of paper of course. Get to coloring, inside and outside the lines with yo' bad self. Each Crayon is approximately 4" tall and 2" wide.
 
 
Sprouts Bookmarks
The sprouts bookmark is such a new and fresh idea. Plant yourself down at your favorite reading spot and watch as the sprout pops up when you want to continue reading where you left off! The sprouts bookmark is the perfect gift for those that love readin
 
 
Trees Were Killed Sticky Notes
In such a crucial time to be Green and understand the value of our scarce natural resources comes the ultimate reminder. Now you can remind yourself and everyone you write notes for that "TREES WERE KILLED" to provide you with disposable notation. You are
 
 
Unicorn Paperclip Holder
Wholly Unicorn! This magically magnetic paperclip holder will enchant your desk by cleaning up all those sneaky metal paperclips. Get one now and let the magic begin!
 
 
Valentine's Scented Pens
Valentine's Day is all about the candy and now it's all about the Pens. These candy scented Pens will send your sweetie the right message. Well, you can actually write the message on a piece of paper too. Cupid will be replacing his cheesy arrows with
 
 
Vitapens Highlighters
Anyone who's ever written anything will know that accidents happen - the pressure of a deadline, the furore of creativity, or the lack of spellcheck - can all add up to multiple mistakes that need correcting. Help identify these print-based afflictions us
 
 
WTF Bullet Stamp
Stamp the heck out of everything with attitude! We know you're thinking "WTF" about a lot of things daily. Now you can Stamp with ease and never think twice about how many "F's" not given. This self-inking Stamp works perfectly for all types of paperwo
 
 
Happy Birthday Toilet Paper
Give the special birthday gift of 2-ply cotton comfort to that special birthday boy or girl this year. It might not be their #1 gift, but we are certain it will be their #2! They can reminisce the wonderful gift you gave them every time they visit the re
 
 
Happy F%#cking Birthday Gift Wrap
What's the only thing that says "I love you" more than the words Happy F%#KING Birthday? It's simple: Happy F%#KING Birthday Gift Wrap, of course! The perfect wrapping paper for those that have grown tired of boring gift-wrap, Happy F%#KING Birthday Gift
 
 
BP Toilet Paper
British Petroleum wants to help clean that mess your making... in the restroom! Clean that bum with this soft and gentle toilet paper.
 
 
Creepy Wrapping Paper Book
If your Gifts need a creepy factor, we've got you covered. You'll find 12 different Creep-o Wraps in this Booklet. All are disturbing and unsettling. I am particularly unnerved by the ventriloquist doll Paper and the clowns of course. Maybe your Gift
 
 
Epic Win/ Epic Fail Stamps
If a teacher had used these Epic Win or Epic Fails stamps when we were in school, we probably would have liked that teacher a lot more. Maybe. These stamps are the perfect way to replace the gold star or that lame frowny face we are used to. Let your feel
 
 
Glow in the Dark Over 40 Toilet Paper
What's blank in regular light, you use to wipe your toosh, and glows in the dark when you're over 40 years old? Give up? The Glow in the Dark "Over 40" Toilet Paper! This Roll of seemingly blank Toilet Paper glows a popping "Over 40" on every sheet. I
 
 
Make Your Own Bubble Gum
When you Make Your Own Bubble Gum, you can pop it all day long! Snap and crack that Gum in spite of anyone because you made it and you DESERVE it. This master chemist set will allow you to create your own brand of Bubble Gum down to the flavor and color
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Hostile Mobs
Make your Minecraft collection bigger with this awesome mini series: This Minecraft toy includes 3x slime, 3x creeper, 3x witch, 3x zombie, 3x cave spider, 3x gravel block, and 10x stickers.
 
 
Number "Two" Pencil
Number Two Pencils are the most used Pencils of all. They get all the hardest jobs done in a scratch. Jobs like mechanized testing, love letters, breakup letters, essays, note-to-self's, architectural drawings, and word searches. All of these can be do
 
 
Paper Crimper
We all know how much paperwork can be a drag. Well, don't let it tear you down anymore. Crimp it all away! Crimp all the things that give you paper cuts in an instant. Place the paper into the machine, turn the crank and out comes perfectly embossed a
 
 
Poop Pen Holder
If you're like me, you lose your Pens everywhere. I'm just not aware of where they go and I'm running out of Pens. Straight from the last place you'd ever use a Pen, the toilet, comes this Poop Pen Holder! It perfectly cradles your Pen so you never los
 
 
Barack Obama Prank Gift Pack
The Obama Kit is more Obama than you'll ever need! You'll be rolling in Obama Toilet Paper wherever you find it best to unwind and let it fly. You can even sip on an Obama cocktail in your new Light-Up "Support Communism" Obama Cup while using one of yo
 
 
Barak Obama Mask
It's election time again and campaign promises are being tossed around like confetti! So let the time for political Masks commence, we're proud to bring you this Barak Obama Mask. As these things go, it's a terrific caricature likeness of the Democratic
 
 
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
The #1 tissue for political issues.... Opinions are like a-- well, you know the rest! Makes a great gift for the family politician. Printed throughout the entire roll! Says phrases such as "Silly Poor People, Money is for Rich People" or "We Shall Over
 
 
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton is ready to meet face to face, well sort ofâ¦. This hilarious Toilet Paper lets you meet with your favorite politician in private and work out the issues that truly matter. Just let everyone know not to bother you in the bathroom, even i
 
 
Hillary Toilet Talker
FILL YOUR BATHROOM WITH HILLARY'S LAUGHTER - Prank friends and family with this ingenious Hillary Clinton toilet paper roll holder that makes your regular toilet paper talk! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and PREPARE FOR SOME SERIOUS LAUGHS!
 
 
Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper
Oh Nancy! Nobody's safe from being honored in our hilarious and cheeky lines of TP. Let's face it, nothing beats having a face on your Toilet Paper since laughing is the best laxative! We kid, but we do love Nancy and we know she gets a kick out of thi
 
 
Obama Toilet Paper
Obama just cracks us up! He's assertive, wise, and funny all at the same time. Everytime we see this Toilet Paper in our bathroom we crack a smile and that's hard to top when you see rubber chickens, fake poop, and tattoo sleeves all day. Wether you're
 
 
Sarah Palin Embarassmints
Sarah Palin has got her hands in everything these days! Politics, television, toilet paper, and now Mints! Wow, what a true star! These poignant Mints will pleasantly freshen your mouth, eliminating the sour taste of lunch or your campaign speech. Ala
 
 
Sarah Palin Toilet Paper
Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. Sh
 
 
Last Supper Paper Placements
You might have missed the real Last Supper by a couple millennia, but that doesn't mean the spirit of the history dinner can't be front and center every time you and yours sit down for a home-cooked meal. Because with The Last Supper Paper Placemats, you
 
 
How to Confuse the Idiots in Your Life Book
There are so many Idiots in Your Life that it's time you take a stand. Let them know they aren't going to bombard you with their Idiocy anymore. Those Idiots have been making an Idiot out of you so long that it's Idiotic not to take control now. Simply
 
 
The Joys of Being Broke Book
Being Broke can be a ton of fun! Just ask everyone in our office. We get to pretend to do a lot of things, walk around a lot and think of how much worse things could be. In this super explanatory Book you'll see that everyone deals with this at some po
 
 
IPHONE App Magnets
Allow technology to fully envelop your life from your phone to your fridge. This set of 18 Iphone App Magnets will integrate all that you've ever loved into the three dimensional realm. Feel at ease when you tap the 'calendar' Magnet as you reach for t
 
 
Salt & Power Battery S&P Shakers
Bring the energy to your meals with the fabulous Salt & Power Battery S&P Shakers. In addition to having a cool look, the Salt & Power Battery S&P Shakers also boast a small display window that lets you know when you're low on power, or in the case of the
 
 
Super Power Coffee Bean Magnets
Coffee Beans are great pick-me-ups for you and the stuff on the fridge. Yes, we said it! Coffee Bean Magnets are here. These deviously caffeinated wonders can carry up to 1 lb and hold through 10 sheets of paper! Why would anyone ever want something s
 
 
Wine'O Bottle Bag
Let's face it, carrying around a bottle of wine in the traditional, flimsy paper bag is far from ideal. That's why you need the strong and durable Wine'O Bottle Bag. The quilted and insulated bag will keep your Chardonnay chilled and can work in a similar
 
 
Magic Science Wizards Kit
This Kit of (10) Magic Science projects are all fun, safe and very mysterious. You'll enjoy performing for others and for the WORLD!
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Animal Mobs
Get your inner animal out with the help of these little guys. Join the rest of our Minecraft lovers by building a barn, go on an adventure. Each pack consists of Pig, Ocelot, Sheep, Cow, and Chicken and a Grassy Block. Stickers are also included. Animal M
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Overworld Deluxe Set
You can create the Minecraft world in the 4th dimension and but still look like the 8 bit graphics you love. This set includes different terrian types, a storage container, tree, crafting table, Creeper, Pig with saddle, Diamond Armor Steve, and much mor
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Snow Set
Welcome to the Minecraft Snow Biome! This easy-to-build Overworld activity set includes over 48 pieces in game-scale, at 1/16 the size and Minecraft mortar tape. Checkout all the characters and blocks you'll need to make something icy cool.
 
 
Minecraft: Paper Craft, Utility Pack
Minecraft lovers, Why not add this to your collection already?? Use this utility set to create new projects, build castles, build worlds, build what ever comes to mind!!! The Utility set includes a Bed, Enchantment Table, Cauldron, Chest, Bookshelf, an ea
 
 
Race Car Transforming Pen
Make your desk messier than it already is! Set this Race Car off and on its way around your papers, mug, bills, and computer. It will zoom, flip, and swerve any which way it can. Hours of fun and laughter are in tow until you flip the nose and it becom
 
 
Sticky Note Roll
This classic roller 'paints' on a fresh layer of self-stick notepaper wherever you need it most. Just trim it to whatever size you like. It's a paint job with a purpose.
 
 
Mustache Erasers (Pack of 2)
So you may be perfect, but even perfect people make mistakes sometimes. However, Mustaches are never mistakes. Better yet, your Mustache will never make Mistakes. Even if they tried, they are just too good at Erasing things to ever let on. This set of
 
 
Mustache Gift Bag
The next time you find yourself shopping for your favorite hipster's birthday, look no further than the Mustache Gift Bag, a paper bag adorned with the hippest of mustaches. The mustache-decorated gift bags also include a thick string handle and attached
 
 
The Unicorn Collection
Consider all your wishes and dreams come true. This Unicorn Collection is THE Collection you've been breathing for. It allows you to fully engulf yourself in the Unicorn Lifestyle. You can first place your Inflatable Unicorn Horn on your head, then you
 
 
Alien Toilet Paper
Aliens have been spotted in your bathroom and they?re offering you a wipe that?s out of this world. You can make contact often and without fear because these aliens are here to kiss your cheeks not probe you inappropriately. These are the kind of Alien
 
 
Asses of Evil Toilet Paper
This classy Toilet Paper has all the world?s most diabolical criminal warlords, all of which just happen to be more than a couple doses of crazy. Among the group you?ll find: ?Osama Ben Hidden?, ?Sodamn Insane?, ?Katami Got-Yurtong?, ?Yessir Ara-fathead?
 
 
Beavis and Butthead Toilet Paper
These Butt-wipes are the perfect Butt wipes. Amuse yourself with their classic potty humor while you hover over your potty. See them rock out, laugh, and jabber in a whole new way that doesn't require your television. Uh??. This Toilet Paper's cool. U
 
 
Build Your Own Mini Gingerbread House
This super bizarre 3-D Gingerbread House Kit will inspire your creative juices and fascinate your taste buds. Concept goes: Build a Gingerbread House out of edible Gingerbread-flavored paper. Then decorate it with edible strawberry and apple-flavored ge
 
 
Crap Folders - Set of 6
Need a place to put all the useless papers handed to you each workday? These handy CRAP FOLDERS are just what you need!
 
 
Create Your Own Comic Book Hero Kit
No more pretending to have your own Action Figure, cause now you can make your own! This Comic Book Hero Action Figure Kit is the best toy a collector can have. Heck, it's the best toy any one can have! You get to make 3 of your own Comic characters an
 
 
Crime Scene Toilet Paper
Face it -- There are times when the bathroom is worse than any crime scene you'll see on CSI. Perhaps you're the most frequent perpetrator, or maybe it's Dad or even Grandma. But regardless of who's responsible for the carnage, the bathroom is often not
 
 
Doctor Who: Floating Pen, Tardis
This Pen will transport you through time and space into a dimension of handwriting so immaculate it would have taken a Doctor Who: Tardis Floating Pen to get you there. Grab ahold the closest paper around you and hold on tight as you flip the Pen over.
 
 
Drip Clips Paper Clip Sink
For friends who own everything but the kitchen sink, here's your gift solution -- Give them the bathroom sink! Drip Clips is a miniature sink that's a cleverly designed paper clip holder. It stands about 4" high, and 4" wide, and looks like a classy, old-
 
 
Fanny Floss Butt Floss
Is your Fanny insured? Well maybe it should be, and of course you need to keep it in tip top shape. After all it does for you: such as cushion your falls, make it easier to sit, trigger cat calls, and stop traffic you should Floss at least once a day.
 
 
Giant Pencil
Rewrite history and the future simply by writing over it! This gigantic Pencil will dwarf any piece of paper or wall in your house. At a whopping 15" long, you'll even be mesmerized by the oversize eraser. When you pull this piece out of your backpack
 
 
Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Are you scared of the dark, particularly dark bathrooms? We most definitely are and that's why we've taken such a liking to to this Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper! It looks just like regular, plush and comfy Toilet Paper in the light but Glows bright onc
 
 
Grenade Erasers (Set of 4)
These explosive Erasers will blow your paperwork away with every mistake you make. They look like little Grenades and they're about just as much fun to throw too! 4 Grenades come in each package: (2) green and (2) black. You may look a little angry to
 
 
How To Wipe Toilet Paper
We have so much on our minds these days. So when "nature calls," it's not unusual to sometimes forget what we're supposed to do. Well, thanks to this ingenious "How-To Toilet Paper" you'll know exactly what to do every single time. Not only does the How-
 
 
Joe Cartoon Toilet Paper
Need a lil' laugh when your doing your business in the bathroom? Nothing says business like cartoon Toilet Paper. Riddled with edgy, adult jokes, comments, and themes, this TP is gonna make you burst in all the right ways. After you read each comic, yo
 
 
Joys of Being Broke Book
Being Broke can be a ton of fun! Just ask everyone in our office. We get to pretend to do a lot of things, walk around a lot and think of how much worse things could be. In this super explanatory Book you?ll see that everyone deals with this at some po
 
 
Keychain Art Kits
These super Kits are so unsuspecting but oh so perfect for any impromptu Art session. Whip open the case, which has it's own little handle, and reveal a full mini Art Kit. The first Kit features a full set of colored pencils, sketch pad, easel, and more
 
 
Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper
Never use thin or rough Toilet Paper. Opt for something sweet and gentle that really know how to Kiss you in all the right ways. When you use this Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper, there's no denying how enjoyable every bathroom trip will be. You'll be showered
 
 
Light-Up Lightsaber Lollipops
It takes years to learn the ways of a Jedi. Start with these Lightsaber Lollipops. They're easy to handle, less dangerous, and pretty delicious. You can battle your tongue or just battle other people. Have a Lollipop duel on epic rafters high above th
 
 
Like & Dislike Stamps
Ever find yourself at the office sorting through an endless pile of paperwork and wish that you had a real life "Like" button like the one on Facebook? Well, how about the next best thing? Like & Dislike Stamps are a cleverly cool way to show your app
 
 
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper
It's time to get busier while your busy on the Toilet. Start measuring the toilet, your forearm, your left cheek, etc., etc., etc. You'll really get into the calculations you discover and have a better sense of proportion overall. You can measure the w
 
 
Mini Animal Paper Shredders
Big electric paper shredders are fine for AIG or Bernie Maddof, but they're really overkill for people like you and me. If you've been looking for something to shred the occasional ATM receipt or secret love note, then Stupid.com has got the stupid soluti
 
 
Monty Python Toilet Paper
Enjoy your Toilet time like you really should with good old Monty Python comedy. This hilarious and epic Toilet Paper roll will bust you up and make you love to use the bathroom even more than you already do. With song lyrics, pictures, quotes, poems an
 
 
No Tear Toilet Paper
Bathroom pranks are just the best! You get the victim while they're vulnerable and desperate. This No Tear Toilet Paper is probably the most frustrating of all evil pranks. When the victim reaches for a bit of paper they realize they're gonna have to u
 
 
Old Sneaker Phone
So you've got quite a mess on your desk but Shoes, really? Yes, amidst your clutter of clothes, papers, and fast food wrappings lies a genuine Old Sneaker. However, this Sneaker is actually a Phone! It's straight outta the 90's and headed for your impo
 
 
OMFG/ASAP Tote Folder
This Tote File Folder is going to make all your paperwork Dramatic even a blank notepad?s gonna have Drama written all over. One side showcases ?ASAP? while the other states ?OMFG? just to let everyone know you?ve got some serious freaking stuff in your
 
 
Origami Toilet Paper
Origami is the traditional Japanese Art of folding paper. And now you can turn your visits to the toilet into a multi-national cultural experience, thanks to this Origami Toilet Paper! The toilet paper is printed with step-by-step instructions for making
 
 
Paper E Mail
Mommy, how did people send email before computers? Sooner or later -- whether you're a mom, dad, uncle, or cousin -- some innocent child is going to ask you this question. And you'll explain that a long, long time ago, people used to send email using some
 
 
Photo Bomb Photo Prop Set
This Set of ultra fun Photo Bomb Props let everyone grab a Prop and make a literal Photo Bomb in every picture. You'll get Props like a Bomb, thumbs up, omg, lmao, and more. Set them out at any party and watch what happens. Just remember that you're de
 
 
Pirate Photo Props Set
Every party needs a set of equally fun photos to be remembered. Otherwise it just becomes a blur. Get out your camera phones and these Pirate Photo Props! These Props are all Pirate themed paper pieces on sticks that you can use to make every pic more
 
 
Plunger Magnets
Don't let important notes or announcements go down the toilet. With these Plunger Magnets you can guarantee that any piece of paper will stick to a magnetized surface. Now no information will go unnoticed! Don't let your day go to crap! Get it? Please lau
 
 
Prank Notices 10 PK
If you've ever had a neighbor, roommate, or co-worker that you were dead set on playing a serious prank on, then step it up to the next level with Prank Notices. These incredibly realistic notices are meant to posted in any number of places. And because t
 
 
Prank Shark Toilet Topper
What used to be the most dreadful room in the house until Stupid.com stepped in? The bathroom of course! Thanks to scented Poop Soaps, Toilet Mugs, fun Toilet Papers and games it?s become a place of fun, enjoyment, and laughter. Now we take it all back
 
 
R2D2 USB Hub
R2D2 is the friendliest Droid around and he's here to help you with your computer work. Plug him in and let him entertain you and your stacks of papers every day. When he gets a USB plugged into one of his four ports he chirps, boops, and let's out all
 
 
Race Car Pen
Make your desk messier than it already is! Set this Race Car off and on its way around your papers, mug, bills, and computer. It will zoom, flip, and swerve any which way it can. Hours of fun and laughter are in tow until you flip the nose and it becom
 
 
Silly Paper Hat
These Silly little Hats are just that... Silly and Little! They come as folded up pieces of paper that fit anywhere until you fold them out and stick the two ends together. They come with self-adhesive strips on both ends and are just so light-weight an
 
 
Stuff Folders - Set of 6
Why shouldn't filing be fun? These utilitarian folders bring wit, color, and honesty to organization. Whether you're storing ?worthless documents? or ?bills to pay late,? be bold and call papers what they really are. _ An exemplary staple for home and o
 
 
Sudoku Toilet Paper
These days, taking something with you to the toilet to keep your mind occupied is normal. The Sudoku Toilet Paper is a perfect solution for those looking to find ways to be less bored while you are spending time in the bathroom. Simple, but challenging, t
 
 
Super Toilet Kit
The trip to the Toilet shouldn't be a lonely one. It should be filled with laughter, official paperwork, smiles, and the supernatural. Get all your kicks when you're taking a.... Well, you get the idea. Four super fun Toilet Rolls to occupy all your lo
 
 
'The Perfect Republicant' Gag Gift Set
If you're dead set in your Republican ideals you need a "Good Republican Gift Box" asap. You're competitive spirit drives you toward the a conservative future and you're proud of your unfaltering stance. This Gift Box makes the perfect statement of: "Co
 
 
The Ultimate Jesus Pack
Being that one of most popular categories is Jesus stuff, we've finally put together the Ultimate Jesus Pack! It's sure to make everyone rise to the heavens in pure enjoyment. First, you can write down your thoughts, ideas, and prayers on the Jeez-Its S
 
 
Toilet Bowl Hat
Do you feel like your life's in the toilet and someone's about to flush it? Well, now you can actually look like that too! This awesome Toilet Bowl Hat is soft yet sturdy and fits nicely around your neck/shoulders with a soft and flexible blue water ban
 
 
Toxic Waste Toilet Paper
Having guests over? Why not warn them about your toxic bathroom habits with this Warning - Toxic Waste Toilet Paper! That way, you can still have your guests over, but don't have to clean your bathroom before your guests arrive. Everyone Wins! Wacky a
 
 
Beer Can Costume
Get all aluminum Can on us and show us how you love your Beer. You are what you drink and you've got a whole can's worth of proof. The glossy Can fits over your head and can be stuffed with newspaper or anything light and stiff to accent the harsher edg
 
 
Rainbow Costume
It's suddenly sunny and the rain has gone away? but look, a RAINBOW has appeared and it?s? running this way! When you?re Rainbow-ing it up all around town, people are gonna smile and birds will sing. Ducks will swim, and fish will jump from the water.
 
 
Animalz Balloon Kit - Set of 6
Balloons and Animals are just so much fun! However, they don't always mix well. Those tigers you hired for your birthday party last year shredded the entire restaurant because they heard a Balloon pop. Don't forget the time the Rhinoceros charged the g
 
 
Bacon Wrapping Paper
Get your fresh, crispy Bacon sheets here! Make sure everything you serve is Bacon coated with delicious Bacon Gift Wrap. It's layers upon layers of Real Bacon on each sheet. No, not actual Bacon but real, photos of Bacon piles. It's sure to make every
 
 
Meat Parade Wrapping Paper
Is there more Meat on your gifts than in your diet? Sounds like you use the Meat Parade Gift Wrap Book. There are 12 different Meat themed Gift Wraps for your special deliveries. So much Meaty goodness cannot be contained you once thought but now it's
 
 
Plunged: Plunger Wall/ Door Hook
Sometimes a Plunger can be your best friend. Say, when you're having a party and someone mysteriously clogs all 3 of the toilets in your building. That handy Plunger saves the day every time. Plungers deserve more respect. Take this Plunger Wall Hook f
 
 
Sitting Duck Pegs
Just like your shooting days at the county fair, these carnival Duck Pegs make pegging things much more fun! They look like the ones at the arcade shooting range and even flip over to reveal a "hit". You can use these clips to hang laundry, hang papers,
 
 
GI Army Men Magnets
Stick to the wall soldier! Your mission is to hold up papers, notes or reminders to anything magnetic! Be all that you can be with these Army Man Magnets. These army men are the same height as the toy army men so you can even set up battlefields on the wa
 
 
Purrfect Cat Wall Clock
For that special cat lover in your life who has everything! They will love our Purrfect Time cat clock. Metal covered with decorative paper Measures 11 1/2" in Diameter Requires 1 AA Battery
 
 
Doctor Who: Yellow Dalek USB Desk Protector
This villainous soldier from Doctor Who will have everyone but you running for the Tardis. It features a flashing light, motion detector, and 4 Dalek sounds! Just plug it into any free USB port and no one's gonna steal your paper clips. The light on it
 
 
Valentine Dots Candy
These squishy and gummy treats will melt even the hardest heart. They are a Valentine unlike any paper card you could give your loved ones. You'll find 7 oz. of cherry, vanilla, and passion fruit flavored gumdrops. I'm getting hungrier just writing abo
 
 
Valentine Smell-O-Grams
The good old fashioned paper Valentine cards are a thing of the past. These Valentines are a card, necklace, pencil, and box of candy all in one! Lunacy, you say? Yes, 100%. Open the Valentine tube to reveal a scented pencil that would make Cupid give up
 
 
Rock Paper Scissors Mug Set
Remember the game Rock, Paper, Scissors? This three piece mug set handles each represent Rock - closed fist, Paper - flat hand and Scissors - two fingers. Bottom of each mug has the name of the gesture. Hand washing is recommended and each ceramic mug hol
 
 
Toilet Mug
The toilet is something you visit almost 10 times a day so why not make it 20! With this super stylish ceramic Mug you'll have the porcelain throne at your lips in a different way than you're used to. You'll be enjoying a wide variety of yummy things su