Ozempic Santa: A Holiday Parody for Grown-Up Adult

Ho-ho-hold the cookies! Santa’s getting a modern makeover in Ozempic Santa — a witty, rhyming parody for grown-ups who still love the magic of Christm

Ho-ho-hold the cookies! Santa’s getting a modern makeover in Ozempic Santa — a witty, rhyming parody for grown-ups who still love the magic of Christmas (and a little mischief with their cocoa). Told in bouncing poetic-style verse and illustrated in warm, classic watercolor charm, this playful holiday tale follows Santa’s hilarious journey from round and jolly to slim and speedy — thanks to a little “peppermint-pink” inspiration from Mrs. Claus. Follow the laughs as Santa zooms around the globe, ditches the cookies for coffee, and discovers that joy (and hugs) never go out of style. Perfect as a coffee-table gift, a funny stocking stuffer, or a holiday conversation piece, this book delivers both festive cheer and grown-up giggles.

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