Think of these Boxers as a ribbon around your finger, a quick little note on your calendar, a reminder set on your cell phoneÛor a gun in your face! You'll definitely keep yourself in check with this hilarious pair of Boxers. In fact, everyone will bust out laughing when they catch a glimpse of this underwear. Everyone except for the poor guy wearing them and a few secretaries around town. It looks like your wife's gonna show some Desperate Housewives how it's really done. Although they're not machine gun safe, they sure are washing machine safe and come in three sizes!