Countdown to Divorce

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Some things just can't come quickly enough and that's especially true for messy Divorces. Collectively we haven't had any messy Divorces in our office. However, we've sure had eight catastrophic ones! Whatever your situation, this Countdown to Your Divorce will make the pain a small fraction less intense. Simply set your projected date and... wait. We're here to help you deter focus from the more difficult things in life and make you focus on the Stupid. Go all the way and get 2 Countdown clocks! *Consider it a parting gift.

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