We all know him, it's Ralphie from A Christmas Story in Head Knocker Bobble Head form. You can put him on your mantle, on the table, on the Christmas tree. Really he goes anywhere with his BB Gun, and that entails someone is gonna get hurt no matter where he goes. But if you're used to awkward, traumatic Holiday seasons, then you won't know the difference. Make sure to stay away from large gifts under the tree that could possibly be Leg Lamps or Bunny Pajamas.