Zombie Jerky

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It's time for dinner and we're gonna serve you the "other" green meat. Zombie flesh is delicious and nutricious, boasting 13 grams of protein per serving and saturated with green, Zombie plasma. When we first saw this product we all jumped about 13 feet away because it's so gruesome. However, once we tried it we've established a pretty uninhibited addiction to Zombies. It's quite possibly the best and most gnarly snack in the world. Get geared up and ready to take on the apocalypse since no one's looking for flying pigs anymore now that they're eating Zombies.

- Artificially colored, green color.
- Actually Teriyaki flavored beef jerky.
- Absolutely delcious.
- Each package 1.25 oz. (35g).

Ingredients: beef, sugar, water, soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, salt, flavorings, paprika, smoke flavoring, citric acid, dehydrated vegetable pieces, teriyaki sauce, wine, vinegar, salt, onion powder, spice extractives, succinic acid, garlic powder, maltodextrin, and salt.

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