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Talking Mug I Love Farting
They say coffee is an excellent way to flush out the system. You know...because of the fiber! Anyhow, that's why it should make perfect sense to have a talking coffee mug that celebrates the glory of flatulence. That's right... it's the I Love Farting Tal
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1040 Toilet Paper
Is America great, or what?! There are so many cool ways to protest the government -- You can carry a sign outside the White House. You can email Congress. And now you can protest by wiping your butt with 1040 Toilet Paper! Each square contains a collage o
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Biohazard Toilet Paper
This dangerously funny Toilet Paper will keep your bathroom in the quarantine zone. Each and every square will be a reminder to tread carefully. You'll need a crew to toast the chemical compounds, air quality, and nastiness of whomever or whatever used
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Dallas Cow Pies Toilet Paper
After a wild season, this team is playing the Super Toilet Bowl. Everyone is so proud of them and all the hard work that's got them this far. They'll be rockin' and rollin' the pipes near you faster than you can streak across a football field. You'll b
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Glow in the Dark Over 50 Toilet Paper
Is it getting hard to see things at your age? What about in the dark bathroom? This space-age Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper lets you know that you're probably over 50 years old. The Paper seems like normal blank Toilet Paper until the lights go out. Y
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Money Toilet Paper
Now you can really flush your money down the drain with our money toilet paper. Cash has never felt better than on a roll of soft white hundred dollar bills. You'll be making it rain while you're making it pour! And when your Toilet can't take anymore h
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Muscle Man Toilet Paper Holder
The Great Gluty S. Maximus is up for a big challenge, to hold Toilet Paper! Let this strong hold man hold your two extra rolls of toilet paper. Surely he will let your guests know where the extra toilet paper rolls are.
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New York YankThese Toilet Paper
Do you love baseball? We sure do. Do you love pooping? We love it too! Now you can combine both past times in one awesome roll of Toilet Paper! The Yank These Toilet Paper is the best of both worlds and such an awesome tribute to the Yankees. We thi
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Pig On The Potty Soap Dispenser
Keep your hands clean with this hilarious soap dispenser featuring a pig sitting on a toilet and as you press his head down soap shoots out of his nose!
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Royal Flush Toilet Seat Cover
Visiting the Toilet no longer has to be a gamble! You are guaranteed a Royal Flush everytime you make your move, so move as freely as you desire. Enjoy your time at this card game because every run will have a large and plentiful outcome! Although you won
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The Fart Game
The Fart Products and toilet humor have definitely hit an all time high with this Game. The Fart Game is exactly what it sounds like and we're sure you're gonna LOVE this one: Directions: 1. Roll die. Player with highest number plays. The rest follow
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Sour Flush Candy
We deeply admire the company that makes Sour Flush Candy. It takes guts to market candy inside a plastic toilet bowl. But they took it a step further... a HUNDRED steps further... They added EDIBLE PLUNGERS. When you open the lid of the toilet, you find
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Barbed Wire Toilet Paper
The Bathroom Tissue Manufacturer's League of America did a survey in which they asked the following question: "What three things would you least want to wipe your butt with?" The answers to the survey may surprise you. Number One was "glass shards." Numb
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Bonus Toilet Paper Roll
Step right up and get your comic strip Toilet Paper Rolls! These two adult-themed Toilet Papers are gonna make you laugh till you... well, use the restroom. So get out your spectacles and get to reading while you work it out in the bathroom. You get th
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Butt Station Desktop Set
It's a desktop organizer that looks like a fellow sitting on the john. Besides the spaces to hold pens and Post-it Notes, the figure holds adhesive tape in his hands as if it were a roll of toilet paper. As a special touch, the toilet itself can hold pape
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Constipation Crisis Kit
Constipation Crisis Kit contains everything one needs when constipated. Kit includes: Do Not Disturb sign, roll of toilet paper with encouragement "You Can Poop," prune juice cup and poop stress ball.
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Emergency Toilet Paper
It happens every day to some poor soul in the universe. The Toilet Paper runs out and they're not finding a new Roll anywhere. Thrashing through cabinets, drawers, vents, cleaning supplies just to find a Roll. It's an ugly situation and no one deserves
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Emergency Toilet Seat Covers
The next time nature calls when you're on the run, tell it to leave a message by equipping yourself with the potentially life-saving Emergency Toilet Seat Covers. They come in a convenient tin can and also make a great gift for your OCD friend or family m
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Fanny Floss
Is your Fanny insured? Well maybe it should be, and of course you need to keep it in tip top shape. After all it does for you: such as cushion your falls, make it easier to sit, trigger cat calls, and stop traffic you should Floss at least once a day.
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Grow a Soulmate
Grow the Boyfriend or Girlfriend you've always wanted but never seem to find! He or She is ready for you so get a large tub of water and drop 'em in. You better get a larger bed, make room for more products in the bathroom, focus on your emotions, and lea
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I'm Only Speeding Car Window Sign
Sometimes you need to let other drivers that there is a toilet emergency. When nature calls you need to floor the gas pedal and get to the closest bathroom. So hang this friendly sign in your car for this unexpected situations.
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Legally 21 Drinking Helmet
It's Finally time to Drink.... that virgin margarita you've always wanted! Wait, it's your 21st birthday and you can drink whatever you want. This Helmet will accommodate anything you choose to drink whether it be a juice box, soda, water bottle or bee
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Magical Blow On/Off Light Switch
The Magical Blow On and off Light Switch is the most amazing gadget you'll ever find. It attaches to any electrical appliance and allows you a freestanding, portable Light Switch to position anywhere you choose. You can flip the switch or Blow on the Sw
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Manhole Toilet Cover
This Manhole Toilet Cover really lets everyone know that they're treading in industrial territory. Watch out for sewer mains, leakage, and explosions. I sure hope this sewer system isn't harboring any mutant creatures.
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Over the Hill Potty Night Light
This great gag gift is a working miniature light that sticks to the toilet seat and brightens up the bowl for those late night sprints to the john. It even has a glow-in-the-dark switch for anyone who isn't quite a marksman now that they're over the hill.
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Over the Hill Toilet Target
Ladies, is your man having trouble hitting the spot (in the bathroom)? Are you tired of cleaning up his mess around the toilet? Help him avoid embarrassing misses with the "Over the Hill Toilet Targets!" Float one in the toilet and he'll be hitting the bu
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Poo Ice Cubes
Make your cup look like a toilet! These little poo ice cubes will not only float like real poo, but they will keep your beverage cold. Holy crap isn't that weird.
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Potty Putter
Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get ready for the U.S. Open! Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf while you are waiting for nature to takes its course. Potty Putter begins with a custom-shaped PUTTI
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Potty Putty
Everyone's gonna love your toilet humor! Somebody flush that disgusting potty down the toilet, it's making nasty noises. These multi-colored, toilet-shaped putties are tons of fun to squish, stretch, pull, stomp, and toss at work and at home. Once you
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Prank Toilet Squirter
This deceptive little Squirter will get you wet when you least expect it. Place it between the Toilet Seat and the actual Toilet for instant splash when the victim sits down. It surprises, horrifies, and makes the bathroom a much more stressful place.
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Put Your Crak Here - Toilet Seat Cover
What better place for some Mahjong humor than at the Toilet!? This soft cover depicts some Chinese cards and scriptures with the cute phrase "Put Your Crak Here". You'll laugh so hard you'll... well, the situation explains itself. This Seat will inspire e
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Romney Condom
Welcome the Romney Condom to your office, bedroom, private jet, and giant safe full of gold coins you can swim in. This Condom is special, it says one thing but MAY do that one thing or something else entirely. We're not really sure but we do believe th
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Royal Flush- Toilet Seat Cover
Visiting the Toilet no longer has to be a gamble! You are guaranteed a Royal Flush everytime you make your move, so move as freely as you desire. Enjoy your time at this card game because every run will have a large and plentiful outcome! Although you won
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Shittens: Mitten Shaped Wipes
The world of toilet hygiene has just breathed a sigh of relief now that Shittens have flown onto the market. These Mitten shaped Moist Wipes will keep your hands clean while you wipe away the nastiness that using the toilet often entails. Each Mitten po
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Slam Dunk Toilet Basketball
Do you know you spend about a year and a half in the bathroom over a lifetime? That's a year and a half not playing Basketball! Take advantage of that lost time by playing Basketball with this Toilet Basketball Kit. It allows you to shoot hoops and pra
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Straight Outta Your A** Toilet Paper
Whether you are "Straight out of Compton" or "Straight out of Brooklyn," from all the way west to east every human being has something that needs to come STRAIGHT OUT YOUR ASS! This TP makes a great bathroom novelty ass well as a great gift for any movie
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Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser
Somewhere at M.I.T. or IBM, an army of brilliant scientists dedicated their lives to inventing the microchip that powers the Talking Toilet Paper Dispenser. Oh sure, the microchips have also been used in things like computers and space shuttles. But we're
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The Floater, Floating Turd
This fake Turd will astonish, mesmerize and often send people running for safety and console. They'll require much therapy and solace after the scarring event of discovering a monstrous Turd floating in the pool, bathtub, toilet, or any other body of wate
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'The Perfect Democrat' Gag Gift Set
The Political Gift Pack for all Democrats is here! Pop open this box and be showered with gifts to make you smile. First put on the multicolored official Democrat Glasses and stare into the hysterical and scary Bush Countdown Clock from way back when.
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The Potty Piano
The Potty Piano allows you to play a jingle while you take a tinkle. Piano fits around the base of the toilet. Includes song book. Ready to use. Now lets just make sure you hit notes 1 and number 2 (no pun intended).
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Toilet & Plunger Pencil Sharpener Set
Got a blockage? Shove the plunger into the toilet and give it a good twist! the same applies to this quirky stationery set! Stick your blunt pencil into the toilet sharpener and get it fully functioning in no time.
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Toilet Beer Koozie
No more boring old Beer Koozies for you! This one really takes the throne... the porcelain throne. Slip this super strong, foam Koozie over your Beer and let the good times roll. When the other people show up with weak "Life's a Beach" Koozies and thos
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Toilet Birdhouse
When nature calls this Toilet Birdhouse makes a great little birdhouse for your yard! Classy and discreet for your birdie's business. Constructed of a light weight poly resin.
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Toilet Bowl Salt & Pepper Shakers
Enjoy food like you should with these Toilet Bowl Salt & Pepper Shakers that flush your food with seasoning. Your dinner table will transform into a public restroom in no time. You can place the Pepper Shaking Urinal near in case you need to make a spri
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Toilet Darts
Get bored just sitting on the toilet? Get the circulation on your arms flowing with the Toilet Dart game! This game will make trips to the bathroom seems like a walk into a fun bar.
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Toilet Dog Water Bowl
Classy Dogs drink from the FAKE Toilet not the real thing. now you won't have to worry about Sparky or Bella taking sloppy, soaking trips into your bathroom since he or she'll be overwhelmed with the new Toilet Dog Bowl. This Bowl feels and looks just l
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Toilet Shot Glasses
Don't let the Toilet be your after-party following a night on the town. Make it the pre-party and the actual party also! These Toilet Shot Glasses are the perfect accessory for any party. They'll make downing shots a splash, no matter how hard the alco
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Toilet Soccer
Did you just "unload"? That sounds like a GOOALLLLLLLLLLL to us! Have fun while sitting on the toilet and playing the most popular sport in the world.
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Tommy the Turd, Toilet Entertainer
Ladies and gentlemen here's Tommy the Turd, Toilet Entertainer! He's a wise cracking turd who pulls no punches with the potty humor. Take him along to your next party!
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Customizable Urinal Cake Kit
Make the trip to the bathroom more excruciating and shocking than the surprises some sickos leave in the toilets. WIth this Urinal Cake Kit you can set the desired offender's photo as the subject for an assault of the urinary persuasion. You and pretty
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Ugly Christmas Sweater: Toilet Santa, 1st Edition
The time to whip out your Holiday best is here again! This 1st Edition Sweater is completely Knit, just as if Grandma made each and every, tacky, stitch for you! They're super comfortable and cheesy, the perfect combination for any and every Holiday cel
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Classic Bang Pop Caps
These classic Pop Caps work with most toy guns and even the Bang Toilet Seat prank! They come in a pack of 64 and will make everyone jump out of fright.
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Kama Sutra Toilet Paper
We all spend time in the toilet, why not waste that time learning some new things.... some Kama Sutra things. Guaranteed to entertain, pass time and educate.
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Kids, Ugly Christmas Sweater: Toilet Santa
The time to whip out your Holiday best is here again! This Sweater is completely Knit, just as if Grandma made each and every, tacky, stitch for you! They're super comfortable and cheesy, the perfect combination for any and every Holiday celebration. S
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Matzah - Toilet Seat Cover
When we saw this item at the New York Gift Show, we could not decide whether to sell it or not. A toilet seat cover that looks like matzah is certainly stupid, and the embroidered phrase Let My People Go" cracked us up silly. But was it offensive? We wen
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Poop Emoji Toilet Paper
Whip your poop away with poop! Emoji poop printed toilet paper that is. This cute toilet paper is a great novelty item for any phone addict that likes to text and web surf while taking care of their dirty business.
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Public Toilet Survival Kit
So you've found yourself without a place to make a number 1 or 2 again? Well, there is that port-o-potty over there in the park. Ya, the park with the barb wire fence and passed out drunkards. Instead of crying inside and holding it till you reach a pr
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Secret Squirting Toilet
Curiosity is a miniature Toilet that sits ever so calm on your desk. What is that thing for? Why would anyone want one? Does it hold something like paperclips? All these questions will tempt the victim to open the lid and peek inside. Once they do, t
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Text on the Toilet Hand Sanitizer
We've all done it, and there's absolutely no reason to feel ashamed. Not if you do it the right way, that is.
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Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss
Is there anything TOO stupid for Stupid.com to sell? We don't think so. If we offer Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss, well, there's not much lower we can go. Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss is attractive lip gloss packaged in a cute li'l toilet bowl. It doubles as a keychain
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Ugly Christmas Sweater: Toilet Santa
The time to whip out your Holiday best is here again! This Sweater is completely Knit, just as if Grandma made each and every, tacky, stitch for you! They're super comfortable and cheesy, the perfect combination for any and every Holiday celebration. S
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How to Kick Someone's Ass Book
This crazy and clever field guide to punishing the fools who cross you is pretty useful. Pick up tons of useful household items to use against your victim and play a crafty game of revenge. From planting vinegar in wine to placing ticks on a rude airlin
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iPlunge Phone Stand
You might think a plunger is only used on toilets. Think again. The iPlunge Phone Stand is a mini-plunger that goes to work when you "plunge" it to the back of any screen device with a smooth, hard surface. Great for plane rides, the iPlunge Phone Stand i
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Shi**y Limmericks Book
There comes a point in the day for everyone where they just need to sit and let it all out. This book is the perfect accompaniment to those times. I took the time-honored concept of the limerick and put together a collection all revolving around the stuff
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Happy Birthday Toilet Paper
Give the special birthday gift of 2-ply cotton comfort to that special birthday boy or girl this year. It might not be their #1 gift, but we are certain it will be their #2! They can reminisce the wonderful gift you gave them every time they visit the re
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BP Toilet Paper
British Petroleum wants to help clean that mess your making... in the restroom! Clean that bum with this soft and gentle toilet paper.
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Doody Head Beer Helmet
The best way to show your love for Drinking is with this Doody Head Helmet. It supports two regular sized cans on each side with a durable straw system that leads right to your mouth. How perfect, huh? Now you'll never need hands to hold your drinks a
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Emergency Bathroom Kit
Everyone's had an Emergency Bathroom visit at least once in their lifetime, and for most of us it's much more than once. Celebrate with this Emergency Bathroom Collection that includes the best Bathroom Gags you'll ever need. You'll get a case of Emerge
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Glow in the Dark Over 40 Toilet Paper
What's blank in regular light, you use to wipe your toosh, and glows in the dark when you're over 40 years old? Give up? The Glow in the Dark "Over 40" Toilet Paper! This Roll of seemingly blank Toilet Paper glows a popping "Over 40" on every sheet. I
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Kama Pootra
The Art of Pooping is a universe of possibility very rarely explored. There are ways of Pooping that can extend your life, keep you healthy and strengthen your core. Let your inner spirituality flow from your body as you let everything else flow into th
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Outhouse Tree Ornament
Bring the Outhouse inside for the holidays. Let the toilet make you smile when you light the fireplace and watch the lights twinkle in the Tree. This Outhouse doesn't stink and is actually quite cute... is that possible? It's the perfect size for a 2"
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Personalized Urinal Cake Kit
Make the trip to the bathroom more excruciating and shocking than the surprises some sickos leave in the toilets. WIth this Urinal Cake Kit you can set the desired offender's photo as the subject for an assault of the urinary persuasion. You and pretty
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Poop Pen Holder
If you're like me, you lose your Pens everywhere. I'm just not aware of where they go and I'm running out of Pens. Straight from the last place you'd ever use a Pen, the toilet, comes this Poop Pen Holder! It perfectly cradles your Pen so you never los
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Pukin Paul Solar Shaker
Puking Paul is not your ordinary Solar animated figure. He's not exactly a plastic flower that moves up and down in a happy motion. He's a drunk dude, vomiting in a toilet. So that may be a more common visual in your home than happy flowers? Celebrat
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Royal Flush - Toilet Seat Cover
Visiting the Toilet no longer has to be a gamble! You are guaranteed a Royal Flush everytime you make your move, so move as freely as you desire. Enjoy your time at this card game because every run will have a large and plentiful outcome! Although you won
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Snowman Toilet Gumballs
If you want a Toilet full of Snowman Poop look no further. Adults and children alike who've been a bit naughty this year will receive a tiny Toilet full of white droppings. These perfectly round Poop Balls are chewy and super delicious! They are a fun,
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Toilet Santa Gift Wrap
Santa's a person, just like you and me. He needs a little personal time to catch up and run errands. Unfortunately for him, other people just don't get that. The photographer for this Gift Wrap barged into the North Pole unexpected and caught Santa a l
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Barack Obama Prank Gift Pack
The Obama Kit is more Obama than you'll ever need! You'll be rolling in Obama Toilet Paper wherever you find it best to unwind and let it fly. You can even sip on an Obama cocktail in your new Light-Up "Support Communism" Obama Cup while using one of yo
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
The #1 tissue for political issues.... Opinions are like a-- well, you know the rest! Makes a great gift for the family politician. Printed throughout the entire roll! Says phrases such as "Silly Poor People, Money is for Rich People" or "We Shall Over
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Hillary Clinton Toilet Brush
Oh, man.... This Election Year is off to a rough start, and it's only going to get worse. If you need any proof, look no further than the Hillary Clinton Toilet Brush. This is about as LOW as a political item can get. It's a genuine, usable toilet brush
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Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Hillary Clinton is ready to meet face to face, well sort ofâ¦. This hilarious Toilet Paper lets you meet with your favorite politician in private and work out the issues that truly matter. Just let everyone know not to bother you in the bathroom, even i
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Hillary Toilet Talker
FILL YOUR BATHROOM WITH HILLARY'S LAUGHTER - Prank friends and family with this ingenious Hillary Clinton toilet paper roll holder that makes your regular toilet paper talk! Just insert it into any roll of toilet paper and PREPARE FOR SOME SERIOUS LAUGHS!
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Nancy Pelosi Toilet Paper
Oh Nancy! Nobody's safe from being honored in our hilarious and cheeky lines of TP. Let's face it, nothing beats having a face on your Toilet Paper since laughing is the best laxative! We kid, but we do love Nancy and we know she gets a kick out of thi
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Obama Toilet Paper
Obama just cracks us up! He's assertive, wise, and funny all at the same time. Everytime we see this Toilet Paper in our bathroom we crack a smile and that's hard to top when you see rubber chickens, fake poop, and tattoo sleeves all day. Wether you're
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Sarah Palin Embarassmints
Sarah Palin has got her hands in everything these days! Politics, television, toilet paper, and now Mints! Wow, what a true star! These poignant Mints will pleasantly freshen your mouth, eliminating the sour taste of lunch or your campaign speech. Ala
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Sarah Palin Toilet Paper
Wipe your precious parts with a Palin! This new and highly detailed Toilet Paper features signature phrases and the glorious portrait of Sarah Palin. Guests will go wild knowing they shall be greeted by Mrs. Palin everytime they enter your restroom. Sh
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Trump Toilet Talker
DON'T JUST SIT THERE... LAUGH! - This hilarious joke gift will have everyone in stitches! Your unsuspecting victims won't know what hit them when they pull the roll for a wipe and hear Donald Trump's REAL VOICE bellowing around the bathroom!
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Matzah Toilet Seat Cover
When we saw this item at the New York Gift Show, we could not decide whether to sell it or not. A toilet seat cover that looks like matzah is certainly stupid, and the embroidered phrase Let My People Go" cracked us up silly. But was it offensive? We wen
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Toilet Pool Float
Go ahead make a splash in this awesome Toilet Pool Float! That's right it's a floating toilet in your pool, and no you're not dreaming. You can purchase your own right here! Material: Vinyl Color: Black/white
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Doodie Darts
This Game of skill and precision is a real Poopy affair. First, you take the piles of Doodie, then toss them at the Toilet Bowl Dart Board. The closer to the center, the higher your score. Naturally, each Doodie sticks to the Dart Board as it should.
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Alien Toilet Paper
Aliens have been spotted in your bathroom and they?re offering you a wipe that?s out of this world. You can make contact often and without fear because these aliens are here to kiss your cheeks not probe you inappropriately. These are the kind of Alien
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Asses of Evil Toilet Paper
This classy Toilet Paper has all the world?s most diabolical criminal warlords, all of which just happen to be more than a couple doses of crazy. Among the group you?ll find: ?Osama Ben Hidden?, ?Sodamn Insane?, ?Katami Got-Yurtong?, ?Yessir Ara-fathead?
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Bang! Toilet Seat
Sonic Booms. Cracking Lighting. Screaming Children. On the long list of super scary noises, few can top these loud, obnoxious, and startling sounds.But as anyone who's ever been at the target end of this prank can atest to, the Bang Toilet Seat is totally
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Beavis and Butthead Toilet Paper
These Butt-wipes are the perfect Butt wipes. Amuse yourself with their classic potty humor while you hover over your potty. See them rock out, laugh, and jabber in a whole new way that doesn't require your television. Uh??. This Toilet Paper's cool. U
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Crime Scene Toilet Paper
Face it -- There are times when the bathroom is worse than any crime scene you'll see on CSI. Perhaps you're the most frequent perpetrator, or maybe it's Dad or even Grandma. But regardless of who's responsible for the carnage, the bathroom is often not
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Fanny Floss Butt Floss
Is your Fanny insured? Well maybe it should be, and of course you need to keep it in tip top shape. After all it does for you: such as cushion your falls, make it easier to sit, trigger cat calls, and stop traffic you should Floss at least once a day.
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Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Are you scared of the dark, particularly dark bathrooms? We most definitely are and that's why we've taken such a liking to to this Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper! It looks just like regular, plush and comfy Toilet Paper in the light but Glows bright onc
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How To Wipe Toilet Paper
We have so much on our minds these days. So when "nature calls," it's not unusual to sometimes forget what we're supposed to do. Well, thanks to this ingenious "How-To Toilet Paper" you'll know exactly what to do every single time. Not only does the How-
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Joe Cartoon Toilet Paper
Need a lil' laugh when your doing your business in the bathroom? Nothing says business like cartoon Toilet Paper. Riddled with edgy, adult jokes, comments, and themes, this TP is gonna make you burst in all the right ways. After you read each comic, yo
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Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper
Never use thin or rough Toilet Paper. Opt for something sweet and gentle that really know how to Kiss you in all the right ways. When you use this Kissy Kiss Toilet Paper, there's no denying how enjoyable every bathroom trip will be. You'll be showered
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Magical Jewish Teas
These magical Tea Bags can give you what you need. The much needed toilet time you desire or the restful sleep you're denied or even both at the same time! The Gey Shlufen Tea will conjure the stars to gently rock your body to soothing sleep. The Gey Kak'
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Measuring Tape Toilet Paper
It's time to get busier while your busy on the Toilet. Start measuring the toilet, your forearm, your left cheek, etc., etc., etc. You'll really get into the calculations you discover and have a better sense of proportion overall. You can measure the w
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Mega Prank Gift Pack
All these classic pranks and a book to incite so many more! You'll be hell on wheels and we mean that in a a good way. However, your friends and family will probably have other thoughts. When you shock your boss with a piece of gum, you may not get a w
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Monty Python Toilet Paper
Enjoy your Toilet time like you really should with good old Monty Python comedy. This hilarious and epic Toilet Paper roll will bust you up and make you love to use the bathroom even more than you already do. With song lyrics, pictures, quotes, poems an
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No Tear Toilet Paper
Bathroom pranks are just the best! You get the victim while they're vulnerable and desperate. This No Tear Toilet Paper is probably the most frustrating of all evil pranks. When the victim reaches for a bit of paper they realize they're gonna have to u
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Origami Toilet Paper
Origami is the traditional Japanese Art of folding paper. And now you can turn your visits to the toilet into a multi-national cultural experience, thanks to this Origami Toilet Paper! The toilet paper is printed with step-by-step instructions for making
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Plunger Magnets
Don't let important notes or announcements go down the toilet. With these Plunger Magnets you can guarantee that any piece of paper will stick to a magnetized surface. Now no information will go unnoticed! Don't let your day go to crap! Get it? Please lau
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Prank Shark Toilet Topper
What used to be the most dreadful room in the house until Stupid.com stepped in? The bathroom of course! Thanks to scented Poop Soaps, Toilet Mugs, fun Toilet Papers and games it?s become a place of fun, enjoyment, and laughter. Now we take it all back
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Sudoku Toilet Paper
These days, taking something with you to the toilet to keep your mind occupied is normal. The Sudoku Toilet Paper is a perfect solution for those looking to find ways to be less bored while you are spending time in the bathroom. Simple, but challenging, t
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Super Toilet Kit
The trip to the Toilet shouldn't be a lonely one. It should be filled with laughter, official paperwork, smiles, and the supernatural. Get all your kicks when you're taking a.... Well, you get the idea. Four super fun Toilet Rolls to occupy all your lo
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'The Perfect Republicant' Gag Gift Set
If you're dead set in your Republican ideals you need a "Good Republican Gift Box" asap. You're competitive spirit drives you toward the a conservative future and you're proud of your unfaltering stance. This Gift Box makes the perfect statement of: "Co
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Toilet Bank
Does your money love to swim in the endless blue waters of the sea? Well, it can't so the next best option is the Toilet Bank with real flushing action and sound! Dip your excited quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies into the blue and flush them down i
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Toilet Bowl Hat
Do you feel like your life's in the toilet and someone's about to flush it? Well, now you can actually look like that too! This awesome Toilet Bowl Hat is soft yet sturdy and fits nicely around your neck/shoulders with a soft and flexible blue water ban
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Toilet Monster
Helen, our receptionist, has threatened to quit. "I've put up with your disgusting chickens and flying monkeys, but this time you've gone too far! she screamed. What got Helen so riled up? We decided to test out the Toilet Monster in the Stupid Ladies Roo
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Toxic Waste Toilet Paper
Having guests over? Why not warn them about your toxic bathroom habits with this Warning - Toxic Waste Toilet Paper! That way, you can still have your guests over, but don't have to clean your bathroom before your guests arrive. Everyone Wins! Wacky a
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Plunged: Plunger Wall/ Door Hook
Sometimes a Plunger can be your best friend. Say, when you're having a party and someone mysteriously clogs all 3 of the toilets in your building. That handy Plunger saves the day every time. Plungers deserve more respect. Take this Plunger Wall Hook f
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Men Are Like Toilets Giant Mug
The subtlety of this Mug is incredible. You'll love taking a sip and have the message: "Men Are Like Toilets, Engaged, Out Of Order, Or Just Full Of Shit!" visible to everyone, including the Men in scrutiny. Guys will be on their best behavior in your p
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Toilet Mug
The toilet is something you visit almost 10 times a day so why not make it 20! With this super stylish ceramic Mug you'll have the porcelain throne at your lips in a different way than you're used to. You'll be enjoying a wide variety of yummy things su
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