Nose Flute

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Make music that Beethoven and Mozart could NEVER touch. Imagine yourself in the Metropolitan Opera House, standing on the stage, moments before showtime. Millions of dollars worth of instruments around you when you reach for your $5.99 Nose Flute. The curtain raises and you proceed to bring the audience to its knees. They cheer for your unparalleled melodies and harmonizations. You've done it, you've finally become the Superstar we've known you were. We're crying tears of joy because we're so proud of how we raised you! The Nose Flute fits snugly under your nostrils and utilizes your mouth as the pitch variable.

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