Where o' where could your little dog be?
With a dog as small as Fido and a certain 'asset' of yours being so large, poor dog doesn't stand a chance.
Wallow around town with this 'lost dog' sign while your dog remains smashed in your rear end unbeknownst to you.
Nude stuffed bodysuit, polka dot dress with stuffed dog attached in that private place and lost dog sign.
One size fits most Adults. Wig and shoes not included