Make time to formally invite your drinking partners to any drinking engagement. Nothing says sincerity and class like a checklist with the options "Your husband isn't home" and "I miss my youth" checked off. There are over a hundred hilarious options available on each sheet, so get ready to get plastered...with sheets of paper of course! - The pad includes 60 sheets at 9" tall and 6" wide. - Impress everyone you drink with in your ability to scribble and make check marks. You've always been a drunk so take it to the next level!