How Not to Kill Your Baby Book

How Not to Kill Your Baby Book
From writing a birth announcement that won't attract the attention of kidnappers, to doing criminal background checks on the other parents before having a playdate, How Not to Kill Your Baby is the perfect comedic antidote to parental paranoia. Learn More+
Fake Roach and Flies
Fake Roach and Flies
Drinking Helmet: Blue
Drinking Helmet: Blue
Pickled Corkscrew
Pickled Corkscrew
Scrabble Game: The Hobbit
Scrabble Game: The Hobbit
Waffle Coasters
Waffle Coasters
Douchebag Alert Button
Douchebag Alert Button
Hazardous Waste Food Containers
Hazardous Waste Food Containers
Basket Case the Headband Hoop Game
Basket Case the Headband Hoop Game
Gummy Mummy Candy
Gummy Mummy Candy
Magical Love Potion
Magical Love Potion
Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
Loudmouth Talking Can Holder
No Need to Act Stupid Magnet
No Need to Act Stupid Magnet
Unicorn Poop Sample Candy
Unicorn Poop Sample Candy
Marshmallow Slingbow
Marshmallow Slingbow
Brown Poopon Musturd Toy
Brown Poopon Musturd Toy
Horrible Bloody Finger Prank
Horrible Bloody Finger Prank
Dribble Glass Prank
Dribble Glass Prank
Annoying Baby on Board Prank
Annoying Baby on Board Prank
Happy Effing Bithday Gift Wrap
Happy Effing Bithday Gift Wrap
Bachelorette Party Recovery Meds
Bachelorette Party Recovery Meds
Pig Whoopee Cushion
Pig Whoopee Cushion
Marvel Iron Man 18 oz. Acrylic Travel Cup
Marvel Iron Man 18 oz. Acrylic Travel Cup
Bachelorette Party Martini Cup with Straw
Bachelorette Party Martini Cup with Straw
2011 Already Sucks! Button
2011 Already Sucks! Button
Little Red Book of Very Dirty Words
Little Red Book of Very Dirty Words