Finally, something to freshen up all those stale Douche Bags out there! The modern reference for 'Douche Bag' is an overly confident, obnoxious, selfish, male or female. This Gum helps the offender stay fresh and minty while allowing the offended to identify the 'Douche Bag' by the labeled Gum. Everyone wins in this scenario, unless you're a really exceptional Douche Bag. In that case, we suggest a personality transplant. Enjoy 8 delicious minty-fresh pieces of Gum per package.