Death Mints

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Death never looked so cool (and Stupid)! Now you'll have every reason to tell your best friend, "your breath smells like Death". People will be taken back by the mini-coffin you keep in your pocket filled with Mints. They'll think your morbid sense of self gratification is disturbing, unnatural, and inappropriate. Just give them a whiff of your deathly fresh breath to change their minds and stop their pulses. When Death comes knocking you'll be there to answer the door and Breath to die for. Each collectible, 3" x 1-1/2" x 5/8", coffin-shaped tin contains 100 potent and delicious mints that will leave you with fresh breath to die for!

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