Crime Scene Bath Towel

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Oh, yeah. It doesn't doesn't get much sicker than this. Now you can own a bath towel featuring a chalk outline of a murder victim. It's a familiar shape -- You see it often on CSI, Homicide, and occasionally on the streets of our major cities. Perhaps he was shot.... or pushed off of a building... or was scared to death by Mr. Mouthy Mouth. Who knows... One way or another this poor soul has wound up on a twisted towel. The Crime Scene Towel is soft, 100% Cotton. It's generous 31" x 62" dimensions makes it ideal for a beach towel, too! (And no one will take your spot when you leave the towel to go into the water.) We can't argue that this thing is in bad taste, but it's so unusual, it would be a crime not to buy one.

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